"HI TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN" Ukulele Tabs by Colleen Ballinger on UkuTabs (2024)

Intro: G GSpoken:GHeyIt's been a while since you saw my faceG7I haven't been doing so greatSo I took a little breakCa lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite trueD7Doesn't matter if it's true though GJust as long as it's entertaining to you, right?You guys having fun?Chorus:G G7All aboard the toxic gossip trainC D7Chugging down the tracks of misinformationG G7The toxic gossip trainC D7You got a one way ticket to manipulation stationG G7Toxic gossip trainC CmTie me to the tracks and harass me for my pastG E7Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gapsC D7I won't survive in the crash but hey-nc- GAt least you're havin' funInterlude: GSpoken:GUh, hi everyoneGI've been wanting to come online and talk to you about a few thingsGUm, even though my team has strongly advised me to not say what I want to sayGI recently realized that they never said that I couldn't sing what I wanna say, soGHere I am, and, um, today I only wanna talk about the factsGSo, I hope that you'll be willing to listenGHere we goGMany years ago, I used to message my fansGUh, but not in a creepy way like a lot of you are trying to suggestGIt was more of a loser kind of wayGWhere I was just trying to be besties with everybodyGIt was kinda like, uh when you go to like a family gathering, you know?GAnd there's a weird aunt there who keeps coming up to you and going like "Hey girl, what's the tea!"GAnd you're like "Ehhh"GUm, that was me, but in group chats with my fans, it was weirdVerse 1:GI've been sharing my life online for over 15 yearsGI've poured my heart out to and because of that I feelCLike I'm talking to my friends, but, in the beginning of my careerD7I didn't really understand that maybe there should be some boundaries thereC GThere were times in the DMs when I would overshareD7 GDetails of my life, which was really weird of meC GI haven't done that for years, you seeD7 GBecause I changed my behavior, and I took accountabilitySpoken:-nc-But that's not very interesting, is it?Chorus:G G7So let's go on the toxic gossip trainC D7The locomotive's fueled with hateful accusationsG G7The toxic gossip trainC D7Steamroll over someone's reputationG G7Toxic gossip trainC CmHop on board, but close your eyes, otherwise you'll realizeG E7That the train is made of lies and that person you despiseC D7Maybe didn't deserve to die, but hey-nc- GAt least you're havin' funSpoken:GIn all seriousness, I do think it's really important to hold people accountable for their mistakesGUm, y'know, we should hope that everyone can learn from their mistakesGAnd grow, and change their behavior, and be a better personGThis is something that I've always tried to do when I make mistakesGAnd is something that I will continue to try t- what?-nc-Oh, you don't care? Oh, okayVerse 2:GI thought you wanted me to take accountabilityG7But that's not the point of your mob mentality is it, noCYour goal is to ruin the life of the person you despiseD7 GWhile you dramatize your lies and monetize their demiseSpoken:GYeah, um, I feel like I can already hear the comments on this videoC"She's gaslighting, manipulating!"G"Ugh, she's a narcissist and a rat!"D7"I would never make a mistake like that."Verse 3:GOh, I'm sorry I didn't realizeGThat all of you are perfect, so please, criticize meCBring out the daggers made from your perfect pastD7And stab me repeatedly in my bony little backC G D7 GI'm sure you're disappointed in my xxxxty little songC G D7 GI know that you wanted me to say that I was 100% in the wrongC GWell, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna take that routeD7 GOf admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for cloutVerse 4:GHey everybody, I found someone new to harassG7She did some things that I do not like, in her pastC D7So everybody, gather 'round, 'cause we're about to attackD7But not based on facts, oh noC CmYour loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keysG E7You don't need any armor when you can hide behind a screenC D7 -nc-So, shoot me down, quick, with a click, and bam GMy reputation's deceasedSpoken:GUh, I also wanted to take a minute to talk about that girl, Miranda SingsG7You know the one, yeah herCUh, she's PG- , it says that on my websiteVerse 5:CAnd it's always been that wayD7And that's why you won't find my videos on the YouTube Kids app C GAnyway, um, I didn't realize it was my responsibilityD7 GTo decide what was appropriate for every kid to seeC GI've always relied on parents to decide if they're comfortableD7 GWith their families watching my YouTube videos or coming to my live showsG -nc-Now, have I made some jokes in poor taste? YesG7 -nc-Have I made lots of dumb mistakes? YesC -nc-Am I sad that there's some fans that feel betrayed? YesD7 -nc-But was my intention to manipulate? NoSpoken:GIt doesn't really matter what my intention wasG'Cause it seems as though everyone's already decided on thatGLet me tell you, it's not very fun to have millions of people all over the worldGCall you the most vile, horrendous, disgusting, life-ruining wordsGThat a person can be called, in my opinionGUm, it doesn't matter that these things aren't trueG -nc-Uh, everyone just believes that you are the type of person who manipulates and abuses children-nc-So, I just wanted to say that, umG G7The only thing that I've ever groomed is my 2 Persian catsC CmI'm not a groomer, I'm just a loserVerse 6:G G7Who didn't understand I shouldn't respond to fansC CmAnd I'm not a predator even though a lot of you think soG D7Because 5 years ago, I made a fart joke-nc-So,C Geven though I know this video won't change anyone's mind about me-nc- D7I still felt it was important to come on here and defend myself a little GAnd take accountability-nc-And I also wanted to say that C GTo anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacitySpoken:D7I really, really appreciate you, thank you-nc-For what it's worth, I never had any bad intentions-nc-But I do feel like xxxxChorus:G G7The toxic gossip trainC D7Chugging down the tracks of misinformationG G7The toxic gossip trainC D7You got a one way ticket to manipulation stationG G7Toxic gossip trainC CmTie me to the tracks and harass me for my pastG E7Rumors look like facts when you don't mind the gapsC D7I won't survive in the crash but hey-nc-I hope you had some funSpoken:-nc- GActually, y'know, I feel like maybe I shouldGLet you guys know something, umGSeems like, maybe you're confused about something? I don't know-nc-Let me try to help, umVerse 7:GSometimes people make a mistake and it doesn't make them a horrible person, whoaC D7Sometimes people can make a mistake and they're still a good person-nc-Crazy, I knowG G7Sometimes people can make a mistake and you don't have to take that mistake, oh noCAnd twist it up, and grind it, and add some lies to it, and pulverize itC -nc-And stab it with knives, and ruin a life, and, oh noG G7Sometimes people can make a mistake, it doesn't mean you gotta send them hate, oh noC D7Sometimes people can make a mistake and you can kindly let them know, and help them to growC G G E7Sometimes people make mistakes, simply because they made a mistake?C D7And that mistake doesn't make them a terrible human GIt just makes them a humanSpoken:-nc-But what do I know?-nc-xxxx me, right?